omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hello
You: im a astronaut cow boy, and they are out to kill me because i ate Jesus...will you help me kind friend?
Stranger: How did you eat Jesus?
You: it a long story, to long, but i will tell you if u help me escape them!
Stranger: Okay then
You: yay! you are a kind soul, what is you name?
Stranger: Cody
You: thats a beautiful name
Stranger: Thank you. And yours?
You: ill name my son after you!
Stranger: Why thank you
You: and im sir cowboyastronaut the third
You: and your welcome
Stranger: So how do I help you escape
You: im not quite sure, i just need to hide from the carnivorous cocksuckers!
Stranger: well, look there's a cave!
You: naw, that are too smart for that!
You: i need a place, thats, hidden more!
You: and has 3 exits!
Stranger: well there's a cloak of invisibility behind that tree
You: YES! thats perfect!
You: ill use that!!!!!
Stranger: Good idea
You: wait, i dont see it! D:
Stranger: it's between the two rocks
You: what two rocks? theres like a million of them!
You: WAIT!!!! is it next to the one that looks like an unicorn?
Stranger: yes! between that one and the one that looks like a griffin
You: ah! but, i cant go near it, im allergic to griffins D: and the cloak must now have griffin DNA on it, therefore i am allergic to it as well
Stranger: But it's a rock......
You: yes, a rock shaped like a griffin, which im allergic to
Stranger: well here, I got it and sanitized it
You: :D you are amazing my dear friend Jeff!
Stranger: I'm going to distract them while you're on your way. Until we meet again. Live long and prosper!
You: thank you ever so much! i will remember u forever Soda Pop!
You: keep it golden!
Stranger: Stay golden pony boy