My so called "life"

"they r just trying to get in ur pants"
"why would they be trying to get im my pants?
"cuz thats where ur vagina is...duh!"
[this one was tv]


"why does it always smell like shit here"
"because i love the smell of shit in the morning"



"you such a whore"
me: "why does everyone call me that"
"because u fucked like 20 guys last night"
me: "in my defense, my room is barley big enough for that, im lucky theres a lot of room under the bed"
"thats not the only place theres a lot of room"
me: "its not like throwing a hot dog in a hall way"
"yea, its like throwing a bomb into a river that never ends, it just keeps going and going and going. ur vagina is like the never ending story!"
me: "u mean the never ending story that had an end, then a squeal with another end?"
"no, thats not an end"



"HES GOING STRAIGHT! HES BETTER THAN BOTH OF US!!!!!"
me: "that wld b y he has a skateboard and we dont"
"shut up and go right"



me: "sorry, im kinda stalking you..again"
"its okay, im glad ur a good looking stalker"
me: "damn, i was going for creepy molester"



"dude, if i try to skate board down this will i die?"
"no, i did that on my scooter, go for it"
me: "i hope you both die"



"here have a a ku-ze"
"wtf is is ku-ze"
"one of these" [holds up a beer/pop hugger/cozy]
"I WANT A FUCKING KU-ZE"
~~~~later
me: "ur just so damn excited about that ku-ze"
"fuck yea, ITS A FUCKING KU-ZE"
me: "shit, now im jealous"


today was excited, i think imma remember all these random quotes and shit i hear ppl say and post them :)



just a random idea
that i didnt feel like sharing in my class cuz i didnt wanna get evil glares

so at my school people in wheel chairs need to pay an extra $6,000 a year for this bus with a lift to take them places
evidenity thats unfair
because all the 'abled' people use them for free

thats because they just added these lift bussed for disabled people
and the other ones are like port athurity
and out ids are like pitts, and are bus passes for public transpertation
so how is that unfair?

also, there are more scholar ships for disabled people
so in away they are at an advantage there
i see it as just kind of evening the playing fair

and i know if i said that in class i would saying it in the bitchyest way ever and every one wld glare at me
and i wasnt trying to have that happen






also, im mega swole i didnt get women that kill in my womens studies
i got like alternative religions, which im pretty sure was my 3rd choice
uggggg
fake and gay