10/23/12

1. i just realized that my post below this one is fucked up for some reason

and it pisses me off, because it just like ruined the whole thing and now im mad



but anyways
i made a sammich
it was the most amazing thing in the world

it consisted of
-hummus
-bbq sauce
-normal mustard
-dijion mustard
-mayo
-turkey
-salmi
-american chesse
-shredded cheddar cheese
-cheese diritos
-fresh tomatoe
-lettuces
and i think thats it
it was yummmmmrificial :D
hehe

and i really wish that there bacon on it
and that perpochnii [or w/e the other name for banana peppers is] and feta spread on it :3


but yea
im a good woman
and really fucking proud of this sammich
for really no reason
like
im really fucking excited...about...a fucking sandwich.
its kinda actually depressing
haha
but yea

i need a man to make awesome sammiches for
except i really dont
haha




any who
i was at a park today
with people
actually, 4 guys
and the only reason i pointed that out was because they were all standing at one point
and i was the only one sitting
and i was like "i feel really uncomfortable because im the only one sitting" and then one of them was like "how does it feel to be the only girl?"
my response "how is it supposed to feel?"
any who
back to the main point of this story
as all of us are trolling around a park at 11pm pretty much all wearing black
what happens
the cops rule up
what else is new
not one car
but two cars
with at least 3 officers
the one cop got out of the car and told us to "run before the other cop gets there or we would all get a citation"
yes
a cop told us to run from another cop
and since we were all weary about running away from cops
not all of us ran, or at least ran fast
and the cop yelles "your not running fast enough"

and none of us fully believed that more cops would be there
so we creeped around [way out of the way] and evidently someone saw more than three cars.

so yea
not only have i become really comfortable with randomly vomiting places
but
ive also became use to be confronted by cops
and can now easily recognize a cop car.

this is now my life.
cops and vomiting.




oh yea, and sammiches i guess.

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